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I was lying on the sex and he climbed sstory top of me like a woman, legs wrapped around my hips. He then proceeded to pull some kind of Silence of the Lambs Buffalo Bill move, pushing his junk between his legs trying to penetrate me. Not a soul in sight It was SO obvious what was transpiring in our car and there was no way to disentangle ourselves before the trucks passed. To my eternal story, we got a truck air horn salute from yelling and waving airmen.

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But a lot of the time, there's a knee to the groin, cum in the eye, a perilous slip in the shower, a finger in the wrong hole, or your mum walking in mid-climax. Sex can be messy, cause injuries, a source of mortifying embarrassment, or sometimes it's just boring and kind of crap.

Yesterday on Hack and on our instagram , we asked for your anonymous bad sex stories, so we could all collectively stew over the pain and take solace in the fact that if someone yelled out, "Better than Kmart! We received too many submissions to include in full, but we've grouped the best ones in common themes that seemed to pop up along the way. Enjoy, and remember to ask for consent, use condoms, and stop talking about Kmart during intercourse.

I froze, asked, who was that? She said, that's just Jerry. Jerry was the dog. But not as brutal as actually experiencing it. The Unexpected Exclamation. While the man who wanted to be called Clifford the Big Red Dog — doggie style, get it?

I met some guy at a party, and ended up going to his house Mid-thrust, he started laughing manically and yelled "I am fucking an alien princess! I am fucking an alien princess! Not even looking over at me, he said: "you can't have any.

Bent Out Of Shape. There were many physical contortions and injuries that hurt to read about, but even for a lady, this one was most painful , from commenter Jeremy:. While riding me cowgirl, an ex bounced up too high, I partially slid out, she came back down and my penis kinked in the middle, to the left. I felt the snap echo through my entire body. Horrible screams. A shame, it was pretty fun up until that point.

It stayed like that for nearly a year when one day it miraculously straightened itself. The Full Release. It would be easy to stack the finalists entirely with sheer gross-outs, but not everything can be about poop.

Or vomit. Or pee. But it can sometimes! Via email:. I was fifteen. My first boyfriend had talked me into giving him a blowjob, his and my first one. After some hesitation, I began and everything seemed to be going as he described it would be. Half way through, I noticed my chest felt really warm and wet.

I looked down and to my horror, there was an indescribable amount of diarrhea covering my white shirt. To this day, I'm not sure what happened. Of course the real fun part was when I had to left my t-shirt over my head to get it off.

The Brass Ring. Never again will we doubt whether Farrelly brothers-style slapstick ever happens in real life. Commenter interrobanggirl gets bonus points for urination add-on. It was the first time I had sex with this guy, and he was hitting it from behind on his big brass bed. At one point, I was getting tired, so I went to turn my head to make eye contact I had read that that made guys crazy and I realized that my head was stuck between the brass posts.

I was like a kid in a banister, and kept imagining firemen having to save me. My date sure couldn't save me - he, in fact, laughed so hard that he peed on the floor.

The Sweaty Political Fetishist This contender, salvagedgrace, made it to the finals purely based on a buffet of transcendent terribleness, all in a single, epic romp. The French Connection. Parental walk-ins were a popular part of the sexual horror story pantheon, as were trips abroad, but only one, Violeta's, included an unexpected parent, transnationalism and a champagne bottle up the ass.

A few years ago, my French bf-at-the-time took me to Paris to meet his family His mother, a haughty Parisienne who believes that her only son is GOD, and that no girl could possibly be classy enough to deserve him. Their regard is mutual - he worships her as much as she worships him. One evening after a champagne-soaked dinner, she left to go to the theater. Expecting that she'd be gone for several hours, we started having regular sex, and then anal sex, on a couch adjacent to the table at which we'd had dinner.

When he reappeared, he started whining that he really wanted to make out with me. Needless to say, the combo of barf breath and the prospect of him upchucking again made this is a less than appealing proposition. When he pleaded that he could just run home—an hour away—to grab his weed stash to quell his queasiness, I had to lock the door behind him and declare the night officially over.

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Thanks for subscribing! Look out for your first newsletter in your inbox soon! Magic hell My first boyfriend and I fancied bad the experimental types. One night, in a fit of giddy sex, we sex a bottle of Magic Shell syrup—that sex that hardens into a sex shell the minute you squirt it onto your ice cream. We were both so excited at the prospect of turning my story into candy-coated chocolate treats that we totally whiffed on the logistics. When applied to room-temperature flesh, as we soon learned, all you get is runny, weird-tasting chocolate syrup.

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